anyone out there wanna let me sit on their face

gaymermell:

it’s gay month and i still haven’t got a gf this is homophobia

(via violetsandflannels)

cavehome:

Please I just want to be a gargoyle … just wanna crouch on a building corner and grimace all day

junkie scientists are the stupidest geniuses in the world

on tuesday ill have been working at the bakery for an entire year!!! wild! i honestly love my job/being a barista. all my coworkers are hilarious and nice to me. i like seeing regulars turn into the parking lot and having their drinks rdy when they walk up to the register. sometimes they say “you make my drink the best” or request that I make their drink when they’re ordering which is a huge ego trip!!! it doesn’t feel like like it’s been a year bc time flies when ur having fun (☉ᴗ☉)

WHO NEED SLEEP WHEN AN ILLEGITIMATE ADMINISTRATION IS IMPLODING FROM EVERY DIRECTION

recentgooglesearches:

how long until i get my skin back

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a nice thing about renting a place like 8 feet from my childhood home is that the tap water tastes right

• tig notaro in june
• cyndi lauper in july
• depeche mode in september